the faust chronicle

Dancehall from the 90’s = Some Friday Sexy.

by eleet on November 7, 2008

All the people who claim that their years of youth were the best ever put your hands up. Quite a number i see, now put them down, you do look kind of silly doing that in your cubicle at the office or in the cyber, if you are at home your housemates probably already have you marked for admission to the nearest asylum and have their number written in permanent marker on the phone cradle. These songs here mark a most significant part of my teenage years and shall do so for quite a long time to come. [click to continue…]

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Mice Murder Has Never Been So Easy.

by eleet on November 4, 2008

A new revolutionary device to eliminate those pesky mouse things has been introduced, and it kills a mouse in about 3 seconds. Apparently it can take out 150 mouses before the charge runs out in the batteries provided with the unit. You may need to empty the dead mouse compartment every 10 mice or so, depending on how well fed you have kept the rodents. [click to continue…]

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The Gender Analyzer.

by eleet on November 3, 2008

Have you ever wondered if it was a man or woman who authored what blog? Fret not for help is at hand.. [click to continue…]

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Big Brother Eviction Show 7.

by eleet on November 2, 2008

Not much ado about this one i decided to spare you all time… [click to continue…]

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Sarah Palin Viciously Punked by a Fake Sarkozy. Ouch!

by eleet on November 1, 2008

This was bound to happen sooner or later, and it happened later and rather publicly too, too close to the election date i must add. Story by AP here.

Two Canadian pranksters pranked the hell out of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin by tricking her into thinking she was on the phone today with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. The conversation broadcast on a Montreal Radio station was totally embarrassing. I had to hold my head in my hands in certain places hardly daring her to reply to a jive that the pranksters threw her but she battled on through the banter all to the bitter end. Pop the hood for more… [click to continue…]

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You Can Vote However You Like, Remix!

by eleet on October 30, 2008

I thought i was done with T.I.’s song whatever you like till Afromusing dropped some knowledge on me. *ouchy!* Hit the jump for the video… [click to continue…]

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T.I. Whatever You Like Video.

by eleet on October 29, 2008

I know i probably am supposed to be beyond this video but i fear that i like it anyhow, may never live this down either but i do enjoy the song too, so that you know… [click to continue…]

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